Missouri Scents -- Ear Candles, Ear Oil and Fragrance Oils
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Once upon a time there were lots of folks who ear candled. They ear candled their sons, they ear candled their
daughters, grand son's and grand daughters. Ear candling was a normal part of their lives. In fact, they passed down
the tradition of ear candling for many generations. When the ear candle lady was going from city to city to sell her
ear candles, many folks told her that they remembered their grandmothers and great grand mothers using ear candles.
Everyone she talked to loved the feeling of a good ear candling session, even if it was a home remedy that silly
doctors didn't like.
The silly doctors and Big Pharma didn't like to hear the stories about how good ear candles were. They couldn't make
money if people stayed home and took care of themselves. They didn't want to spend time with their patients ear
candling or sell ear candles because all they knew how to do was over charge for silly pills with more side effects than
what their pills were trying to cure! It made the doctors and Big Pharma MAD!
So, the silly doctors and Big Pharma decided to make up stories, humiliate their patients who ear candled, and
actually went to the FDA to try to convince the BIG BAD FDA that ear candles were actually a medical device that
only Doctors could prescribe! Since the FDA was silly too , they believed the doctors and Big Pharma. They sent out
letters to all the families and companies who made ear candles and told them they couldn't do it anymore.
The FDA made lots of mistakes believing in silly things, and this was another mistake. Since they told all the families
and companies they couldn't make ear candles any more because they were a medical device that only doctors
could prescribe, the ear candle families and companies got a lawyer and the lawyer told the big bad FDA to PROVE
that ear candles were a scam, a fraud and a medical device.
The big bad FDA could no more prove that ear candles were a medical device than ear candling families could
demonstrate HOW ear candles work!
The big bad FDA and the doctors and Big Pharma went after Chiropractos and Massage Therapists before they went
after ear candles. The FDA couldn't prove their case either, and in fact the American Medical Association had to
apologize to all the chiropractors for telling everyone chiropractors were quacks. They haven't apologized to
Massage Therapists yet. But they will.
So, just like before, the doctors and Big Pharma along with the FDA are all silly silly people who like to make LOTS of
money. They will obscure the facts to sell pills, over charge for cures, invade our bodies with poisons and then tell us
ear candles are bad. Ear candles are great. We don't know why they work. We don't presume to guess at why, we just
KNOW they work. Sorta when you know someone is standing behind you even when you can't see them directly.
Ear Candling empowers, inspires, and makes you feel good. Just like our grand mothers and great grand mothers
knew. . . . .
daughters, grand son's and grand daughters. Ear candling was a normal part of their lives. In fact, they passed down
the tradition of ear candling for many generations. When the ear candle lady was going from city to city to sell her
ear candles, many folks told her that they remembered their grandmothers and great grand mothers using ear candles.
Everyone she talked to loved the feeling of a good ear candling session, even if it was a home remedy that silly
doctors didn't like.
The silly doctors and Big Pharma didn't like to hear the stories about how good ear candles were. They couldn't make
money if people stayed home and took care of themselves. They didn't want to spend time with their patients ear
candling or sell ear candles because all they knew how to do was over charge for silly pills with more side effects than
what their pills were trying to cure! It made the doctors and Big Pharma MAD!
So, the silly doctors and Big Pharma decided to make up stories, humiliate their patients who ear candled, and
actually went to the FDA to try to convince the BIG BAD FDA that ear candles were actually a medical device that
only Doctors could prescribe! Since the FDA was silly too , they believed the doctors and Big Pharma. They sent out
letters to all the families and companies who made ear candles and told them they couldn't do it anymore.
The FDA made lots of mistakes believing in silly things, and this was another mistake. Since they told all the families
and companies they couldn't make ear candles any more because they were a medical device that only doctors
could prescribe, the ear candle families and companies got a lawyer and the lawyer told the big bad FDA to PROVE
that ear candles were a scam, a fraud and a medical device.
The big bad FDA could no more prove that ear candles were a medical device than ear candling families could
demonstrate HOW ear candles work!
The big bad FDA and the doctors and Big Pharma went after Chiropractos and Massage Therapists before they went
after ear candles. The FDA couldn't prove their case either, and in fact the American Medical Association had to
apologize to all the chiropractors for telling everyone chiropractors were quacks. They haven't apologized to
Massage Therapists yet. But they will.
So, just like before, the doctors and Big Pharma along with the FDA are all silly silly people who like to make LOTS of
money. They will obscure the facts to sell pills, over charge for cures, invade our bodies with poisons and then tell us
ear candles are bad. Ear candles are great. We don't know why they work. We don't presume to guess at why, we just
KNOW they work. Sorta when you know someone is standing behind you even when you can't see them directly.
Ear Candling empowers, inspires, and makes you feel good. Just like our grand mothers and great grand mothers
knew. . . . .
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faster shipping! In fact, FREE SHIPPING. . .always!
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